this One's for the fellas: Smoking?

So I’ve had a good 48 hours of studying for this exam I’ve been bitching about I got some indirect advice from a twitter friend to listen to Kid Cudi’s Man on the Moon, I decided to celebrate my latest determination streak with a bogie (cigarette for those who don’t know my slang).

I can’t disclose all my information about where I smoked because my campus has housing rules & a “no smoking” policy but, it was a good time & view. I sat there staring and spotted a decent lookin fella as I heaved away at my Newport (they’re cheap – whatever). He looked, looked away, and moved on. Now his reaction could be the effect of a billion things BESIDES me having a cigarette in my hand, but it got me thinking. How do guys feel about women smoking?

Do they see this:

 or this:

 

Sorry Brit, had to do it.

 

What’s not too surprising to me is that it took me less than 30 seconds to find the picture of America’s sweetheart Miss Spears and probably a whole 5 minutes (which is a lifetime on the web) to find the first one.

The way i figure it’s one way or the other with guys.

1. They either think it’s unladylike for a woman to smoke – yet they do it.
2. They think it’s gross for her to do it for health reasons & they don’t smoke either.
3. They think it’s cool for her to hold his bogies or weed down but she can’t come into the stash because that’s his.
4. They think it’s cool to have someone to have that after-sex smoke with.
5. Or they don’t care ; do you, just make sure you get some mouthwash/gum before you lay your mouth on me & spray something so I don’t have the smelly girlfriend.

I mean, I’ve run into EVERYONE of these, down to the T – no mixes no excuses nothing.

Every guy has his prefrence – & maybe my little list covers EVERYTHING, who knows.

I’m not a smoker - I have one here and there. In a month I’ll probably smoke about 5 depending on it’s convenience. The pack I’ve got is leftovers from my cousin’s visit. You’re probably all thinking I’m putting this disclaimer so I don’t look bad – who’d give a fuck? I mean if a guy told me to not smoke at all I’d tell him to suck one. If anything I just don’t smoke around him.

Had an ex like that & he had the lil’est lil’ man ever so I guess that’s enough to say about over bearing men. BONGG! no shots … well yeah, no, that WAS DEF. a shot but I didn’t put his name out there. >=)

Comments anyone?

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