Friday, December 4, 2009

Note to Self

  • You probably shouldn’t be doing this while under the influence of cold medication.
  • Oh well.
  • You’re too excited about your new look.
  • If people are reading this through their reader, they can’t see your new look.
  • They should go directly to your blog to check it out.
  • Send Winn a thank you note for your new look.
  • Or an autographed picture of Michael Vartan.
  • Having a new look on the blog is kind of like wearing a new pair of panties, or a new bra.
  • It doesn’t matter what else is going on, you still feel kind of special.
  • So even if your writing is kind of the equivalent to going out in a t-shirt and sweatpants, it’s all good.
  • Until the new wears off and the elastic in the new panties gets kind of stretchy.
  • But a new banner will not stretch! 
  • A new banner will not fade!
  • Again, you should probably not do this while under the influence of cold medication.
  • Nor while National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is on.
  • Now might be a great time to watch those Pixar shorts again though.
  • Of course, you may also have nightmares about the baby in Tin Toy.
  • Apparently you aren’t the only one who feels this way.
  • It’s been connected to a hypothesis, because other people thought it was creepy.
  • Well, they said there were “negative audience reactions.”
  • To you, that means somewhere someone else had nightmares about the creepy baby.
  • Ooh.  Like that one on Ally McBeal.
  • You’re sure to have sweet dreams tonight.  Good job.
  • Oh well.
  • It’s time to go to bed.
  • If I’m lyin’, I’m cryin’!

Happy Friday!

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