Happy Girls are Found in Vineyards
DRIVING WHILE WHAT?
but first…
White Rock Vineyards Napa Valley Claret
This is an astonishing Bordeaux-style wine from the Napa Valley. Supple and lush with loads of ripe fruit and undertones of leather and tobacco, it’s half-French, half- California in style. White Rock Vineyards was established as early as 1870 and brought back in the late ’70s by the Vandendriessche family. Made from a classic blend of 60% Cabernet Sauvignon with Merlot, Cabernet Franc and a touch of Petit Verdot. Perfect for that great steak or rich braised stew.
DRIVING WHILE WHAT?
It seems to me that I become obsessed with information when I’m faced with buying big ticket items. I needed a new roof and *POOF* I threw myself into research on Certainteed shingles vs. cedar shakes. I wanted a new patio and *SHAZAM* I launced into a study of exposed aggregate, brick pavers, bluestone and an array of stamped concretes. I think it’s fun to shop for just about anything until I have to lay down a signature or commit so much cash…
So when I started looking at cars, I had my notebook, #2 pencil and camera at the ready. Aestetics are just as important as reliability – so first I jotted down the cars that looked great on the road. What started off as a study on the outside of the car, quickly became astonishment at what was going on inside the car. I mean really – people in this country have turned their vehicles into offices, mini restaurants, salons and god forbid even daycare centers. They do just about everything while driving….Let’s take a look:
I CALL THESE - OVER THE ROAD *PRIMPING*
Roaving Stubble Removal
Ya ever seen one of these wands jammed in an eyeball?
What next, his back?
Ladies ~ just when you were blaming the guys for hair removal
Smile…
Curl up and Die
NEXT WE MOVE ON TO *AUTO MUNCHING*
Drive Thru Diva
Soup on the Go
A Little Help from your Friends
A Supersized Moron
MULTI-TASKING WOMEN
Getting caught up on the Soaps
Quiet Time with the Baby
Peek a Boo!
Catching the Headlines with Lipstick
Mommy Dearest
The Daydream or the Contorsionist – You Decide
EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
The Cleaner
The Jock
The Singer
The Bargain Hunter
The Student
The Musician
The Dieter
Curbside Biffy – otherwise known as The Squatter
The Smoker
The Napper
The Dreamer
Animal Rights Activist
Auto Cramming
The Avid Reader
The Frat Boy
The Sorority Princess
The Last Ride
It’s official. We do way too many things in car. We sing, eat, primp, talk and even deliver babies in cars. Well… some of those babies started out there didn’t they?
With the world of technology ever spinning out of control, can we all just slow down a bit and concentrate on the task at hand – DRIVING!
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