Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Jurassic Park: The Musical

Like Cats, but with dinosaurs

For the longest time I’ve had the (some say ill-advised) desire to pen a musical based around the movie Jurassic Park.  Try as I might, I could never get it to work.  Something wouldn’t ‘click’.  Finally, I’ve had the breakthrough I’ve been looking for!

It’s the same Jurassic Park you know and love, but this time told from the perspective of the dinosaurs! 

I’ve already penned a few verses for 3 seperate songs, so it shouldn’t be too long until it hits Broadway.  Check out this amber gold:

“What are we?/We are clones!/Synthetic Blood/Synthetic Bones/Not of Nature/So they say/But, Nature finds a waaaaaaaaay!”

and:

“We’re da Rappin’ Raptors/An obvious pun/But you try rappin’ freestyle at the point of Sam Neil’s gun!”

With a calypso beat:

“I’ve been genetically programmed to be a chick/But I recently noticed I gotta dick/I suppose it’s time that I gave it try/Makin’ dino-babies so mah species don’t die!”

The cash will soon be rolling in; all I have to do is clear it with John Williams and Stephen Speilberg.  I’m sure they’ll be happy to let me make millions off an intelltellectual property that doesn’t even belong to me! 

Fingers crossed!

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