The Dead Zone
“You’re my best friend”, “I can talk to you about anything”, if you ever heard phrases like that, then chances are you’re in a friend zone. The friend zone is like the black plague, sure there’s warning signs, but you’ll never know till it’s too late, the best way to avoid it is to never be put in it. Don’t be fooled on what you see in the movies, the chances of you escaping the friend zone are almost impossible. Few people know the reason why they’re in the friend zone, but the majority are left clueless. Here are the steps to get yourself thrown into the friend zone.
Let’s start off by indentifying what the friend zone is; the friend zone is a god-forsaken hell pit of doom! Where only the lonely hearted go to die. It is the oldest and most common traps women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The unfortunate soul who gets trapped in the friend zone will soon realize they have no chance whatsoever to enter some sort of romantic relationship with the woman, nor come close to anything remotely sexual. In this zone the woman will take advantage of the guy for what he’s worth without giving anything in return. It’s the sad truth, but now you know and knowing is half the battle.
Then lose all your ability to say “no” pretty much solidifying your status as a doormat also known as the “nice guy”. She knows she has you on a short lease, just a snap of her finger she has you following her around like a puppy dog. You try to impress her by buying her flowers, gifts and expensive meals, but in reality you’re a sissy, who needs their man card to be ripped up and thrown in a pit of fire! She can’t wait to chop your penis off and turn you into her best girlfriend who can look after her pets while she goes running off for the weekend with a tattooed biker on his Harley.
Next turn yourself into the most hideous looking creature with a great personality, somewhere along the lines of Falkor, the dragon from “The Never Ending Story”. Sure he’s a friendly dragon, friendliest as they come, but c’mon he’s not the cutest looking thing. To her you’ll be known as the “ugly friend” that’s great to hang out with; she’ll find you funny, charming, and fun to be with, but overall she can’t imagine having sex with you, and the thought of your body rubbing against her body is so repulsing that she rather take a .357 magnum to the head.
The last thing you should do is lose all your money! Women love guy’s who are finically stable, and are able to support themselves. You do not want this, your goal is to be “that guy” who lives in the basement of their mother’s home, who always borrows money from people and never pay them back, who can’t seem to hold a stable job – even if your life depended on it. This will usually get you friend zone status, but for those persistent girls who are willing to look pass your “great” finances, having a horrible credit score will usually make them think twice.
**It’s not finish, I need a conclusion….
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